I Have Joined RepubliCorp!

Hey everyone,

As most of you know, I recently sold out my soul and became a Republican.  That’s right.  I’m now the Executive Vice President of off-shoring operations for RepubliCorp, which is of course, the final merger between the Republican Party and multi-national corporations.  The last couple of weeks, we’ve been working hard to spread the anti-middle class message of RepubliCorp asset Mark Kirk. Don’t believe me?  Check out these series of videos.

Mark Kirk Opens Campaign Office Outside Chinese Consulate

Mark Kirk Anthem At The Board Of Elections

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Remember! What’s good for Corporate America is good for Corporate America!
-Matt