New Invention! Republican Translator!

Now, there are breakthroughs in science and then there are breakthroughs in science that change the way you look at the world, and humanity in general.

Recently, on the show, I experienced the later.

I interviewed one Archibald Firestone. Archibald is the Professor of Republican Linguistics at the University of Cincinnati-North.

Professor Firestone is the inventor of a new device that will truly revolutionize the world. You see, he found that Republican base voters, actually hear an entirely different language than the rest of us, and he has invented a machine that instantly translates the Standard English language into Republican English. The results will both shock and amaze you. Take a look.

Listen to the full episode here.

-Matt